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How YouTubers Try To Motivate You

January 17, 2020

So welcome to YouTube, where you can be motivated in different ways First, noise pollution in the name of motivation Did too much work today. Now its time to sleep because rest is necessary (take notes kids) “DON’T YOU HAVE LIFE IN YOU?! ARE YOU DEAD?!” (major oof) Oh dad its just 2 in the- “ARE YOU A LIVING CORPSE?!” (gee goddamn) Who is this Mr. India (=invisible person) yelling his head off? “Stand up.” “COME ON STAND UP!” (whoa whoa okay) “YES SIR!” “Look at yourself.” “Look carefully.” (don’t wanna but ok) “Yes. Yes that is the destination that is calling you.” (oh he meant the morning routine) So you mean my butt is my destination? (it is for the food actually) What nonsense are you spouting dude? Calling people shit in the night let me slee- “Immediately stand up from that place” “and go in front of the mirror just say out loud” ‘I cannot die like this dude’ (is that a challenge?) I was dying? Oh Mr. India illiterate edition that is called sleeping *manic cynical laughter* (RIP headphone users) Did your eardrums just split open? This is the new way to motivate people. Because they think that we think that parents’ scolding does not have that FeELZzz that fun anymore so I wish that some YouTuber scolded me oh damn (lmao that’s the only thing left in life) “YOU IDIOT!” (nothing I didn’t know) This only gives the motivation to close the video so that later one does not have to take Crocin (for headache) “IF YOU CUT ONE DOWN THEN A THOUSAND WILL TAKE ITS PLACE” (um what) If that’s the case, then leave the rest I’m going to cut onions the entire day (bcoz they costly ๐Ÿ™‚ ) Some try to motivate with their false- sorry perfect lives so much that I instead got demotivated (fr) They show how to wake up early for a successful life Morning routines where everyone has the confidence to sleep naked I don’t have the confidence I feel really shy around witches Perfectly ironed hair just after waking up (#Iwokeuplikethis) And normal people look as if Trump’s hairstyle has been glued to a Frog’s head (actually tho) They are so perfect that they sleep with all their lights on (such rich much wow) “And my day starts off without any alarm clock” (h-how on earth) And even if the alarm is there, it is “Change your life bro” (smh keeps getting better) WHOA WHOA WHOA (a round of applause) If waking up early was really the key to success then all the watchmen would’ve been running the nation (oh sike) (Realisation dawning like the sun on early risers) The swag level was so much that the curtains didn’t even open (lmfao xD) This guy gives the audition for Aashiqui 3 every morning ( i swear) Arijit bro you start singing this guy is more than ready (fr) “Then comes the toughest task of the day to select what to wear from the wardrobe” (the struggle izz real) This was tough? May God bless me with this life where choosing clothes is the toughest task to do (fr) (who the hell wakes up so nicely dude) “This gives me positivity for the entire day” (what about the winters) Hey Jadoo! (a solar powered alien) You left some of your friends behind (xD) And they don’t stop here (of course) They start doing aerobics right from the bed. Everyone feels tad lazy when woken up by the sun, but I’m going to have some fun! (huh. this level of energy in the morning) (goddamn i would be scared seeing someone running like this in morning) You can stop now sister. Olympics still is far. (xD) Seeing so much perfection people started doubting whether or not they take a dump in the morning (legit question tbh) A normal person never does something like this. And our morning routine well… (some things better left unsaid) ~a ringtone about cheap hacks~ 1 hour late! (story of my life) Will wash this in my next birth (lmfao) (imagine someone telling at this point that the teacher is absent. Who threw this tomato at me?) “Son at least soak in some positivity from the sun!” (son sun lol) “This gives me positivity for the entire day” They also make shower routines but… (um this is totally not weird) (gimme some bleach for eyes) That’s it that’s it we can bathe ourselves. (fr) See waking up in the morning is not going to do much but taking small steps can definitely help you to grow financially by using Groww App. We also recently have started some SIP investment using our YouTube money for our future ~responsible son~ The process is so easy anyone can do it. You can also invest a lump sum amount and that too without brokerage. Just make an account in 2 minutes (unlike Maggi) set a goal with the goal tracker and invest away! Then come those whose motivation begins right away from the thumbnail itself. Even the storms won’t be able to stop you from studying. (storm: am i a joke to you?) Can’t manage it under a fan In a storm I myself would be blown away (lmao true) This is not motivation this is FIRE (you only keep it thank you) So what should I do? Make roti on this? This will shake you brain! (brain shooketh) This will rip open your eyes (this is scary not motivational) What kind of an absurd incentive is that? That please come here no! This will rip your eyes open Please come! Oh you have to be blind ya! And when nothing works WATCH THIS OR ELSE YOU WILL BE FINISHED! “I don’t wanna watch this!” “No you’re finished now!” “WATCH THE VIDEO!” “Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, WhatsApp, Twitter etc. all these release dopamine in your brain (um excuse you?) which is equivalent to what happens when you smoke a cigarette (facepalm) These were some bad effects of social media now please follow me on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (hypocrite much) Some people’s logic is so bad (~Shit logic~) that whenever they give motivation one scientist just leaves science and goes into exile. “When you were a kid you never said that you are feeling lazy that you don’t feel like working or that you’ll do this tomorrow.” At this age, what other work did we have other than to poop? And someone who can’t even speak “mummy” properly suddenly goes like “Feeling lazy, don’t feel like working today” then you yourself will get scared to death. (lol exactly) “Have you forgotten those days, when you were 5 year olds and people would come to you, hold your cheeks and say Son, what is your name? What a cute kid this is! And you would never reply back to it You know why?” Because back then we didn’t know how to speak much. “You know why?” “Because of attitude” (goddamn such logic much wow) By this logic these people would go near people who can’t speak and be like “Hi!” “Who are showing all this attitude to huh?” And even the motivation for exams as if its a script for Bahubali “Because even the exam hall is a war zone your competitors are your enemies your pen is your sword” Gimme those notes dude. THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN WAR. You watch thirteen? You watch yours (13 is tera in hindi. tera=yours) If that’s how you type then I don’t even want your notes. And they’ve written breakup poems for gym motivation. (of course) “Let you and your love go to hell Now instead of drowning in tears I drown in protein I’m always thinking of what exercise to do tomorrow (good for you) So think something else and do some work you idle person This is the reason she left you (burrrrnn) “I’ve started nurturing my hatred for you in my heart” “thinking of you while lifting heavy weights is the art” Next day, after getting dumped by someone else: And some types of motivation are so impossible that even Tom Cruise can’t achieve it. This video will compel you to study for 24 hours- 24 HOURS!! Dude I don’t want this. There will be no study just the student will explode (seriously) How to wake up at 3 am. (why) I don’t wanna wake go to sleep you idiot. Even the watchman on duty is asleep at 3 am. Are you going to judge the bark of the dogs at this time? This 3 am thing is the reason behind these eyes puffing up like gulabjamun (LMFAO) I never put the alarm here I put the alarm here in this. (-_-) If i were to set my alarms here then Kumbhkaran (mythology equivalent of Snorlax) would take classes from me They create so much pressure “You don’t stop. You have very less time. Don’t stop” But there’s nothing for me to do right now. “The person who disrespects time! Time disrespects and uproots those people (gee calm down) “Just think this is your last night” OKAY FINE DUDE! Give this to me I’ll wash it. I don’t have to stop. From today I am the house maid. “All clothes are already pressed!” “Don’t need anymore” “Even if someone asks you to stop, don’t stop” So I’ll just iron all the underwear What should I do? (3x) Wait. License? “Get lost! Is this is a prank going on?” A jobless person who is motivated just becomes a motivated jobless person. Before motivation, atleast gather some skills and knowledge Because even if Virat Kohli himself were to motivate you then also you won’t be like him if you don’t know anything about cricket (preach) And if you enjoyed the video then do like it share it with your friends and we’ll see you guys in the next one. Bye! (toodles!) “SUBSCRIBE AS WELL!” “ARE YOU A LIVING CORPSE?!” Guys don’t forget to download Groww App The account can be easily made and your KYC verified swiftly so link is in the description.

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  2. Bhai tum log aisa isliye bol rhe ho kyunki commerce wale ho
    Kisi science wale se pucho jo neet ya jee ki taiyaari kar rha hai
    Mera routine hai ki aata hi 11 baje hoon coaching se raat ko fir soke 2 baje jagta hoon din main 3 hours se jyada neend nhi milti hai
    Aur na jane kai aur bhi aise log hain jo ki sirf 2 ghante sote hain din main taki selection ho jaaye
    Tumhare saare videos dekhe hain but ismain kuch jyada maja nhi aaya
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  4. Video: Mai aese nahi mar sakta yaar

    Subtitles: Is that a challenge?

  5. 4:11 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Blind yeah ๐Ÿ˜…

  6. Best part gym motivation…๐Ÿ˜‚
    Pooja pooja sonali sonali…๐Ÿ˜‚
    These guys needs not to be hated ..๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

  7. Imagine poor people making motivational video like these youtubers ….
    Showing tuta futa house, gande toilet….๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. 6:18 … Student phat jayega ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ . Very good video guys. I regularly watch Ur video just because they have fresh content & r entertaining . ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  9. Bhai mujhe tumhaare har video pasand aate hai. Aur ye video bhi pasand aaya kyunki tumne mere favourite motivator vivek bindra aur sandeep maheshwari ko kuch nhi kaha. Bhai mere life ki har tension se mai sirf youtube se hi motivate hokar move on ho saka hoon.

  10. Agar me yahpe alarm lagau gi to khumbkaran (mythology equivalent of snorlax) merse coaching lega

  11. Excuse me..
    6:02 that's me Sonali …
    I was surprised like what how he came to know my name…โค๏ธ
    I wasn't expecting to someone will take my name…
    Thank you..โค๏ธโค๏ธ


  13. You guys have taken " totka h dosto " so seriously that abyudaya bhaiya made it as his alarm tone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Now I m also used to say this ๐Ÿ˜‚lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. Real motvition video

    Are youtube walai video per views lene ke liye kerte hai always make positive video tum logo ki gelti mat nikalo

  15. How dare you ! You disrespected
    My guru , my best teacher JEETFIX

  16. 3:04
    No one:
    Literary no one:
    Abhyuday: เค…เค—เคฒเฅ‡ เคœเคจเฅเคฎ เคฎเฅ‡เค‚ เคฆเฅ‹ เคฒเฅ‚เค‚เค—เคพ (jeans)

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